Candyland by Dry Sift Jedi and Jackie of Resin Ranch Extraction Written by The Dank Duchess
Years ago, when I was a young girl living with parents who were adamant about healthy food choices and prescribed portions, my idea of culinary paradise was ‘Candyland’ – a fantasy world full of endless lollipops for trees, gumdrops for shrubs, and roads made out of sour belts of licorice.