Big Head Seeds owe a lot to those who took the risks, crossed the next valley, did their time and passed on their knowledge
Over the last 20 years, Big Head Seeds have collected the best of the best plant genetics from around the world and bred what they consider to be some of the finest quality strains available today.
Their Bighead plants are the culmination of years of research and exploration. They didn’t there on their own though. There are many unsung heroes, who’s blood, sweat and tears have given them the cornucopia of genetic available today.
They are Bighead and and they are standing on the shoulder of giants.
Honey, I Shrunk the Gorilla.
Hot on the heels of our monster, number one best selling Trippy Gorilla (a peerless harmonious combination of the multiple award winning Gorilla Glue #4 and Bighead #1) the green fingers of Bighead have wrestled this beast to the ground and condensed her power in to a beautifully fast growing, mega potent, low riding auto.
Brings to mind an ancient joke: What do you call a gorilla with an automatic ?
– Sir!
I can see why I’d forgotten it – I’m sure there was a sequel …. let’s hope (or not) I remember by the end of this. But you didn’t come here o read things worse than in a cracker or on an ice lolly stick …. perhaps we need to put jokes in skins or would that added chortling (or groaning) cause to many a spill? Answers on the back of a postcard, please.
Here is what you need to know.
Throw seeds in air, come back in 8 weeks, look down, smell the flowers, pick the flowers and then party. Seed, grow, smoke (repeat)
Ok, maybe that’s just a bit too trusting in all the right elements coming together but this is a case of the hard work already being done for you. Most importantly, indoor or outdoor, the name of the game is “leave the kid alone”.
Light, food, water, a little classical music, should be ample interference. Gently Bentley, this is a stress-free zone. 8-10 weeks of dutiful care and your patience will be rewarded with the Tyrion Lannister of automatic plants: a small, stable, perfectly forged pot of golden green, a jackpot of scissor-jamming, resin laden, dense buds.
Upon the release of pine and citrus tones the Sativa dominant effects are swift, uplifting and energizing. Relaxing euphoric waves flow smoothly through the body, but beware: this is strong medicine, too much too soon and you will betaken by the hand by a large trippy gorilla to your favourite chair or nearest call of gravity spot where upon it will sit you until further notice with a huge grin fixed upon both your faces. Which i am about to wipe off as I have remembered the sequel.
What do you call a gorilla with an automatic with bananas in his ears? – Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
I’ll get me coat.
Type – Indica/Sativa
Environment – Indoor/Outdoor
THC – High 20-24%
Yield – High 400-600g/m2
Flowering – 8 weeks
Harvest – Sept-Oct
High – Uplifting. Energizing. Creative.
For more information, please visit bigheadseeds.com
Also available for purchase from: weedworld.co.uk
Originally published in Weed World Magazine issue 130
Damn did you hit some of that before you published this article? So many mistakes, started making me think i was high just from trying to read it aha