Weed Junkie, Peace of cake
Thank you for your great responses to issue 98 recipes with the Stoned goat and Brazil tart glad you liked it so much. I have also been told it’s very good with mozzarella and sprinkled in parmesan instead of the goat cheese. And we tried Halloumi cheese and Parma ham that went down very well thanks to Dave in Manchester for that tasty suggestion.
I also made a weed and rhubarb one, just the same with the pastry then just paste some melted butter and dust lightly with ground weed crystals then I laid the rhubarb on the buttered puff and sprinkle with crystal sugar, cook for 20 minutes the same. Wow my thanks to Hazel for that adaptation; it’s a wonderful recipe to try.
Just on my last whiff of weed and then I will have run dry it’s been a long time. I had forgotten my continual desire to consume cannabis. Even worse now I live with what is called chronic pain. I have other names for it! Sadly it affects my legs and lower back they are in constant pain where the nerves were damaged by a virus called Transverse Myelitis.
There is one thing that really helps to relax me and very importantly distracts my mind from the pain and gives me added mobility and it does me no harm not to have any for a while, but going with out, I do start to turn in to a two headed monster, my humour turns to sarcasm and my passions harder to complete as I fight back against the slope of depression, so that’s why I am a….
Weed Junkie
“Hey u weed junkie”
What u doing out your bed
I can’t sleep, I can’t stay awake
I am stirring round like the spoon in a cake.
Are you mad it’s four in the morning?
I have no care let’s get the oven warming
The ingredients found
A tincture of strong Haze tucked away
Ready for just such a day
Out of hair, leave me to cook
Hot out the oven to hot to eat.
Smells so good I will make us some tea.
Enjoyed and shared
The peace in this cake soon began change my mood.
Word got out and thankfully welcome weed donations began to flow.
So that’s how I know, I am a weed junkie
All because I thought I had run out
We end up having tea and cake just as the sun comes up.
My Thanks and love to those who care for me and others.
I just don’t know how you do it.
Peace of cake
Which are mini muffins by another name makes about 12
You will need
250g Self raising flour (or use plain flour with 3 tsp baking powder)
1 tablespoon cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking powder
Half a teaspoon cinnamon
Half a teaspoon mixed spice
100g muscavardo brown sugar
100g chocolate chips
100g crème fresh or thick yogurt
100ml milk
3 tablespoon hemp or olive oil
1 free range egg
2 teaspoon pure weed alcohol tincture
Or you can use 3-5g ground weed buds or fine leaves
Put the oven on to 180c/160f/gas 4
Choose some cake cases pop each one into the muffin tin.
Then find a large spoon and bowl put in the flour, cocoa, baking powder cinnamon and spice sugar your tincture or ground weed mix together slowly.
In another bowl whisk the egg and milk add in to the main mixture slowly stirring in then add choc chips, crème fresh and Hemp oil combine together and then using a teaspoon put a little of the mixture into each case and bake for 20-25 minutes then allow to cool, they smell fantastic.
Then just like Alice as she enters her wonderland, can you sea the path its clear come on .Hey wait for me I am on crutches you know!
Love Eric
Weed Junkie
From ERIC`s Kitchen
Originally published in Weed World Magazine 99